I've come to Realize . . .

I’ve come to realize that my chest-size. . . will never be above an A cup unless I am pregnant or nursing a baby!
I’ve come to realize that my job. . . my current job is the best one I have ever had, even though I don't get paid for it.
I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving. . . I can put on shoes, hand juice cups, open packs of crackers, rub feet, play games, sing songs, referee, take pictures all while not getting in a accident (actually miraculous)
I’ve come to realize that I need. . . not as much as I thought I did 10 years ago to make me happy.
I’ve come that realize that I have lost. . . the elasticity in my skin!
I’ve come to realize that I hate it when. . . people are drunk around me.
I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk. . . someone spiked my soda, because I don't drink.
I’ve come to realize that money . . . helps, but it is not the answer to everything.
I’ve come to realize that certain people. . . are really stupid, and stupid people drive me insane!
I’ve come to realize that I’ll always. . . be a neurotic momma.
I’ve come to realize that my sibling(s). . . are complete and total opposites of me and complete idiots at times.
I’ve come to realize that my mom . . . is someone I will never introduce my children to.
I’ve come to realize that my cell phone. . . is totally a cool phone(Moto Karma) and I have no idea how to use it.
I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning. . . all my children were still sick.
I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep. . .(at 2 am) that all my children were sick and keeping me awake.
I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking. . . that I want to watch Mike Tyson on Oprah.
I’ve come to realize that my dad. . . was a lonely man.
I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook. . . that I don't update enough.
I’ve come to realize that today. . . I hate the impending weather.
I’ve come to realize that tonight. . . I should have cooked dinner for my husband, but I didn't because my kids have been sick all day.
I’ve come to realize that tomorrow. . . I will be washing all the bedding and towels in this house again for germ free cloths.
I’ve come to realize that I really want to. . . go on vacation by myself.
I’ve come to realize that life. . .passes me by much too quickly.
I’ve come to realize that this weekend. . . was way to cold for early-October.
I’ve realized the best music to listen to when I am upset. . . Sarah Mclachlan.
I’ve come to realize that my friends. . . live way too far away from me.
I’ve come to realize that this year. . . passed by in 10 months and I don't know how.
I’ve come to realize that me exes. . . are fat and I am still skinny!!
I’ve come to realize that maybe I should. . . watch what I eat more and exercise.
I’ve come to realize that I love. . . hummus and crackers.
I’ve come to realize that I don’t understand. . .why my son and my husband can not pick up their dirty clothes from the floor, turn a light off when exiting a room or change the toilet paper roll ~ when my daughters and myself can?
I’ve come to realize my past. . . isn't as important as who I am today.
I’ve come to realize that parties. . . are a thing of the past!
I’ve come to realize that I’m totally terrified. . . of my children being kidnapped or hurt.
I’ve come to realize that my life. . . is right where it should be!