Son: Mom, where is wire that I can bend?
Me: umm, I don't think we have any wire.
Son: Yes we doooooo.
Me: what does it look like?
Son: It's wire, it has fur on it . . .
Me: wire with fur?
Son: yes, I made a pulley out of it, I want to make another pulley to put over the stairs.
Me (bell ringing): Oh, pipe cleaners!!!!!!!!!